Reason # 277

C: I hate days like this, because it’s unclear…what shoes to wear.
(Pause.)
C: It’s damp and gross. It’s…foul and fetid. It’s…hang on…I got another one in me…
(Longer pause.)
C: Do you have any stinky shoe spray?
Me: No.
C: I don’t think I can wear these without something to mitigate the stench.